For those of you law-abiding citizens that have no idea what a B&e is, it is slang for Breaking & Entering. I admit it! I am guilty and breaking and entering. Well, I suppose you have me on a technicality because I can't press charges on myself, I cannot be a victim of myself. So technically I was a victim of my circumstance. I have sat and pondered, circumstantial evidence can often land you in behind bars, proclaiming your innocence to the world. Can a circumstance that lands you in a position where you are forced to break into your home technically be against the law?
Jason was out of town, the kids where away, Brandon had been turned over to the wretched woman that is his biological mother, and Katelyn was spending some much needed Grandma time. I suddenly found myself with no obligation, no company, and nothing to do. Freedom. Don't get me wrong, my daily life with my husband and kids in no prison sentence, but for the next twelve hours, I didn't have to take care of anyone or anything.
Three hours later I found myself in the back seat of a Jeep Cherokee, packed to capacity with giggly twenty something women. The other women in my Jeep were not married, do not have children, so either my excitement for an inpromptu girls night our was infectious or they were just as excited as to drown the previous week in the bottom of a bottle of Vodka.
Driving down the country road, the one main one in my tiny town, I realized I didn't have my ID! Damnitt! So we turn around and head back to my vacant home. I jump out of the car and sprint towards the door, I put my key in the lock, unlock my front door and push...and push again and turn the knob. Fuck! The bottom lock got locked. By this time, everyone has excited the car. "Did someone lock the bottom lock?" Sure as hell my Bella had locked me out of my own house! To her credit, she had no idea, she was just trying to help. But I was on a mission and I was going to go out. So that is when I decided I would have commit a B&E! What happens next is pure comedy.
We decide the best way to B&E is to enter through the bathroom window, I had accidentally left it unlocked. I knew the alarm would go off...but hey I have the code...right? The girls one by one try to boost me up to the window, and when that doesn't work one of them decides we need to make human pyramid. In that messy chaos I decide to wander to my barn and get a ladder. I come back to three girls sprawled out on my front lawn all belly aching about some ailment. As I understand it, the human pyramid did not go well.
So there I am...up on a ladder trying to get my ass through a bathroom window. I get through and fall bringing down all sorts of shampoos, conditioners, and body washes. I also manage to land sideways on my ankle. Ouch! Oh well, I decide the best medicine for my injured ankle is that promised bottle of Vodka.
Welcome
Here's a little bit about me: Since I was little I have always wanted to be a writer and lucky me - I actually have an outlet that others visit. I like to work hard and play even harder. I have two children that amaze my daily and keep me on my toes. I love music - which is why I have a tendancy to insert the entire lyrics of songs in my blog. I honestly think that music says what we are all dying to say but can't get right. Communication is a wierd thing and music is the answer - for me.
I'm a twittering twit - so come say hey - my Twitter handle is camabigail.
Thirty things I want to do before I turn 30:
1. Run a marathon completely in less than nine hours.
2. Take a trip to Vegas.
3. Write a complete fiction novel.
4. Decide what I want to be when I grow up.
5. See Paris at Sunset.
6. Watch the sun set in Maui with my husband and my children.
7. Read the entire Judi Picoult collection.
8. Spend a week in New York.
9. Obtain a higher degree.
10. Remodel my home.
11. Convert to Catholicism.
12. Start my own website, have my own website.
13. Volunteer for a campaign I believe in.
14. Be able to Google my name and find an article which depicts me as a courageous humanitarian.
15. Sky dive with my husband.
16. Achieve and maintain my ideal weight for two years.
17. Get 100% out of debt.
18. Teach my daughter to read.
19. Learn the game of soccer.
20. Grow a vineyard in my back acre.
21. Learn to speak fluent Russian.
22. Come to terms with and accept myself for who I am completely and whole heartedly.
23. Redo my wedding photographs.
24. Learn to Scrapbook.
25. Take my mother on a vacation to an island.
26. Take a hot air balloon ride.
27. Teach my daughter the importance of giving back.
28. Teach my daughter how to laugh at yourself and keep you dignity.
29. Find my purpose in life.
30. Create a foundation for the next thirty years.